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The Five Most Accurately Titled Albums Ever
The critical reception for Kanye West’s latest album, 808s and Heartbreak, has greatly disappointed me. As I sat through my first listen, I was sure that 808s was destined to be one of the most divisive albums of our time. As has been noted by many a reviewer lately, Kanye is maybe the only truly popular musical artist who could pull off an album like this. Out of all the arena-headlining superstars nowadays, Kanye by far seems the least beholden to his revenue-starved record label’s desires. I’ll never bother to find out just how much unlistenable filler there is on Beyonce’s new album, I Am … Sasha Fierce (seeing as how all the good songs will make their way onto radio/MTV Jams eventually), but I know there’s a zero percent chance that it contains nothing but songs where she cries about Jay-Z over barely-existent beats through an autotuner.
And because Kanye is in such a rare position where he can make an album like 808s, I hoped he might be able to spark a nationwide civil war between those who loved and hated it. Because nobody buys CDs anymore (you heard it here first), it’s rare that an album could set off an honest to God debate. But with Kanye, who through three albums has consistently succeeded on both critical and commercial fronts, I thought it possible that enough unsuspecting “Gold Digger” fans would be so bewildered by Kanye’s lover’s lament crap that a calculable backlash would ensue. I was eagerly awaiting the day I would be called into battle, half of my fellow music nerds with me and half against me, with the tribal drums from “Love Lockdown” thumping all around, ready to slay the non-believers. But, if Metacritic is to be believed, the almost universal sentiment surrounding 808s is, roughly, “This album’s pretty good, I guess.” Like I said, I’m disappointed.
But if 808s and Heartbreak failed in its bid to become Kanye’s personal The Final Cut (only in the public reception sense, most definitely NOT in the subject matter sense), it might possibly be the most accurately titled album ever, which counts for something, I think. Given what a striking left turn Kanye took with this album (you know, since rappers usually rap in their songs, and all) it was courteous of him to give those who weren’t paying attention all summer such a clear warning of what they were about to encounter. So in tribute to the most compelling popular musical artist of this decade, I give you my wholly undefinitive list of the five most accurately titled albums ever prior to 808s and Heartbreak, because coming up with ten was a real pain in the ass.
(And, in case any smart-ass jerks are reading this, self-titled albums, greatest hits compilations, and albums with names like Songs of Love and Hate or Live at the Apollo don’t count.)
5. Nine Inch Nails, The Downward Spiral
Take it from someone who was a cranky little boy who couldn’t possibly get enough teen angst-type music around the time of this epochal album’s release: This title is basically perfect. Can you possibly imagine The Downward Spiral being named anything else? I rest my case.
4. Paul Wall and Chamillionaire, Get Ya Mind Correct
I’m far from alone in wishing that these two would release another album (or more) together, but we’ll always have this classic. Given that Get Ya Mind Correct is almost entirely about money and cars, it’s fitting that its title should succinctly remind not to lose sight of what really matters in life.
3. Mayhem, Pure Fucking Armageddon
I’ll be honest, I’m not all that familiar with Mayhem’s music, including this early demo they made in 1986. But I have read about them on the Internet approximately five million times, so I feel perfectly comfortable rating this one so highly.
2. Crime Mob, Hated On Mostly
I usually try not to make broad, sweeping statements about America’s moral fiber, but I think it’s safe to say that any music group that has a member who’s been incarcerated for child molestation could be accurately described as “hated on mostly.” (I really wish I were making this up.)
1. Daft Punk, Human After All
Now, most people, when they think of this title, automatically connect it with the Daft Punk boys’ personae as robots sent from outer space to teach our fair world about the finest dance music the universe has to offer. That makes total sense. However, I like to think of this title as a red-faced confession that this is a really shitty album. “So you thought we were geniuses, huh? Well, have we got some news for you.”